A few years ago a friend asked me to help her put together a Valentine’s hamper for her boyfriend (body paint, handcuffs etc) and so he wouldn’t see her deliver it she asked me to do so.
So on Valentine’s day before he came home from work I sneaked up to his house and left it outside with a secret note on top. I thought the whole thing would be successful until I spoke to her the day after, she told me that I left it outside his neighbours house which unfortunately was his Nan.
She knocked on his door with a confused look on her face and said “I think this belongs to you”.
I don’t think she will be asking me to do her any favours anytime soon.