As a kid at school (aged 7-8) I managed to get myself a boyfriend.
It was Valentines day and my mum decided to take me and my new boyfriend and some friends of mine to dinner in the local pub (classy!)
My mates all brought their Valentine’s day cards to show off at dinner, as they all got them out we all realised..they were from the same person. The same guy who was sitting at the table.
We then continued to realise he had asked us all out and as we were all going to dinner, he was basically on a date with all of us (not including my mum).
I never knew bigomy could start at an early age =/